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Horoscopes for January

January 9, 2013
By Jason Kinner of Paintsville Jr Sr High School

Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18)- The winds of change are blowing in your direction so watch out for flying cows.

Pisces(Feb.19-March 20)-This month you may be feeling a little fishy from time to time so make sure you dont eat any of that gas station sushi that everyone has been saying is "Out Of This World!"

Aries(March 21-April19)- Watch your step that pot hole you just stepped in leads to district 13. Once your there, dont go outside, it could get a little... heated.

Taurus(April 20-May20)-Your very persistant and outgoing this month. Just make sure you dont forget your bunny slippers!

Gemini(May 21-June 21)-You see a confident and handsome individual looking at you, now stop being such a narsisist and get out from infront of that mirror and do somthing productive.

Cancer(June 22-July 22)- 50 Shades of Blue, These are your best colors this month.

Leo(July 23-Aug.22)- Get off Pinterest for once. You are not that crafty.

Virgo(Aug.23-Sept.22)- Beware of strange badgers, they want to steal your donuts.

Libra(Sept. 23-Oct.22)- Watch Elf. This is where your dietary guidelines will come from.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov.21)- Grow a Beard. You will then become an honorary member of the Duck Commander crew.

Sagittarius(Nov.22-Dec.21)- I've got another secret.... What's orange and rhymes with parrot?

Capricorn(Dec.22-Jan.19)- You need to get together a bone, a collar, and leash. Theres a dog waiting on you to go to Jamaica!

By: Sarah Akers and Cory Donley

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