Horoscopes for January
January 9, 2013By Jason Kinner of Paintsville Jr Sr High School
Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18)- The winds of change are blowing in your direction so watch out for flying cows.
Pisces(Feb.19-March 20)-This month you may be feeling a little fishy from time to time so make sure you dont eat any of that gas station sushi that everyone has been saying is "Out Of This World!"
Aries(March 21-April19)- Watch your step that pot hole you just stepped in leads to district 13. Once your there, dont go outside, it could get a little... heated.
Taurus(April 20-May20)-Your very persistant and outgoing this month. Just make sure you dont forget your bunny slippers!
Gemini(May 21-June 21)-You see a confident and handsome individual looking at you, now stop being such a narsisist and get out from infront of that mirror and do somthing productive.
Cancer(June 22-July 22)- 50 Shades of Blue, These are your best colors this month.
Leo(July 23-Aug.22)- Get off Pinterest for once. You are not that crafty.
Virgo(Aug.23-Sept.22)- Beware of strange badgers, they want to steal your donuts.
Libra(Sept. 23-Oct.22)- Watch Elf. This is where your dietary guidelines will come from.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov.21)- Grow a Beard. You will then become an honorary member of the Duck Commander crew.
Sagittarius(Nov.22-Dec.21)- I've got another secret.... What's orange and rhymes with parrot?
Capricorn(Dec.22-Jan.19)- You need to get together a bone, a collar, and leash. Theres a dog waiting on you to go to Jamaica!
By: Sarah Akers and Cory Donley