Horoscopes for October 2012
October 30, 2012By Jason Kinner of Paintsville Jr Sr High School
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov.21)- It's your Birthday Month! Happy UNBIRTHDAY to you. Your about to call into work sick.
Sagittarius(Nov.22-Dec.21)- I've got a secret. You wanna know it? You're going to fall down a flight of stairs. Enjoy!
Capricorn(Dec.22-Jan.19)- Shh.... Be very, very quiet. The leprechaun is around that corner.
Aquarius(Jan.20-Feb.18)- Smile! You're on Candid Camera!
Pisces(Feb.19-March 20)- Go get a costume and some face paint. Walk down your street. Go to the candy bowl sitting outside of that certain old woman's house. Get a piece of candy. Repeat.
Aries(March 21-April19)-Congratulations on surviving! But you've been chosen for the Quarter Quell. Be sure to watch for flying Tridents.
Taurus(April 20-May20)- History in the Making! You'll invent something useful, but everyone will just laugh at you.
Gemini(May 21-June 21)- Make Vanilla Pudding. Put it in a Mayo Jar. Eat the pudding in public.
Cancer(June 22-July 22)- You will become a doctor. Go get your last named changed legally to Acula.
Leo(July 23-Aug.22)- Changer your name to Simon. Remember to say everything in third person.
Virgo(Aug.23-Sept.22)- Go find someone jogging and blast "Eye of the Tiger" out of your car. Follow them around for the remainder of their jog. This should encourage them.
Libra(Sept. 23-Oct.22)- If you cook bacon this week, let me know. I'll get rid of it for you.
By: Sarah Akers and Cory Donley