Horoscopes for October 2012

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov.21)- It's your Birthday Month! Happy UNBIRTHDAY to you. Your about to call into work sick.

Sagittarius(Nov.22-Dec.21)- I've got a secret. You wanna know it? You're going to fall down a flight of stairs. Enjoy!

Capricorn(Dec.22-Jan.19)- Shh.... Be very, very quiet. The leprechaun is around that corner.

Aquarius(Jan.20-Feb.18)- Smile! You're on Candid Camera!

Pisces(Feb.19-March 20)- Go get a costume and some face paint. Walk down your street. Go to the candy bowl sitting outside of that certain old woman's house. Get a piece of candy. Repeat.

Aries(March 21-April19)-Congratulations on surviving! But you've been chosen for the Quarter Quell. Be sure to watch for flying Tridents.

Taurus(April 20-May20)- History in the Making! You'll invent something useful, but everyone will just laugh at you.

Gemini(May 21-June 21)- Make Vanilla Pudding. Put it in a Mayo Jar. Eat the pudding in public.

Cancer(June 22-July 22)- You will become a doctor. Go get your last named changed legally to Acula.

Leo(July 23-Aug.22)- Changer your name to Simon. Remember to say everything in third person.

Virgo(Aug.23-Sept.22)- Go find someone jogging and blast "Eye of the Tiger" out of your car. Follow them around for the remainder of their jog. This should encourage them.

Libra(Sept. 23-Oct.22)- If you cook bacon this week, let me know. I'll get rid of it for you.

By: Sarah Akers and Cory Donley